What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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