I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
