How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
