I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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