Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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