I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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