I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
