Porn is love you can see.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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