On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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