People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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