It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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