I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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