Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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