4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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