I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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