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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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