Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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