That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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