You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
