Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
