you have to choose: penises or morals?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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