How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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