Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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