I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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