ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
