Banned from zoo.
Again?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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