That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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