: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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