Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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