should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
