Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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