I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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