gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
