Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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