guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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