seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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