I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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