Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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