This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I need water and some morals
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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