apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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