Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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