Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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