got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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