Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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