Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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