Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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