she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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