white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
my nose is crying tears of wow.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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