i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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