She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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